The Plunge Into Doom!

The Plunge Into Doom! is a lore post made for Another UnneceSCARY Tournament, made by Teleportato. It accompanies the track I MET DEATH, SHE'S A VTUBER 💀

Characters Featured

 * Zim
 * Billy
 * Computer
 * Fawful
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Giygas (mentioned)
 * Reigen Arataka (mentioned)

Story
''The long night of our Halloween festivities nears the end as midnight nearly strikes. All things considered, the night has gone pretty well! However, one group yet to be accounted for still has one small, yet very important story to tell before this chapter closes. And it all starts in the one place where nobody would notice two people disappear to… the bathroom!''

"GIR, er… I mean Billy! (Screaming a name with multiple syllables always never sounds right…) I presume you’ve fulfilled your task of acquiring our specimen."

"Yea, I got you more punch just like you asked."

"I MEAN THE OTHER SPECIMEN I WANTED! WE MUST HAVE THE SPECIMEN IN ORDER TO FURTHER OUR PLANS OF TOURNAMENT DOMINATION!"

"Oh yea, I also brought the clara-whatzit you asked for…"

Billy presents Squidward’s clarinet to Zim, which was swiped from the party while Squidward was busy attending to other business.

"Good, because I was tired of our critics ranting on about your hideous Earthling culture as they are distracting our Squid enemy in the long line of this “Instant Messaging” communication."

"Well I say, my greenish “friend”, someone here has to respect the bold and brash art of expressionism. Besides, Der Blaue Reiter is a stunning movement period that is worth discussion, and frankly it’s not my fault a twit like you can’t handle the fine details."

Zim grabs his trusty plunger… of doom!

"You should be glad that a feeble piece of Earthling technology has the right to work under the Irken Empire, or your hard drive would be lucky to be rotting away in the depths of nowhere."

"Oh please, don’t threaten me with a good time…"

"ALRIGHT HOOOOLD UP! How about we stop getting into whatavalahubba’s business and get back to this so I can go back to getting some C-A-N-D-Y."

A long pause is almost deafening in the room, only a knock on the door interrupts the silence.

"Finkrat is still finished in here!?!? It's been a few hours, but you’re still sitting on a stool like an oversized sausage!"

"ZIM WILL BE FINISHED ON THE LOO WHEN ZIM SAYS SO, NOW BE GONEEEEE BEFORE A MURDER DOES BECOME JUSTIFIED!"

"Yea, you tell em’ Zim. You better get out of here while--"

"BE QUIET, do you not know the bathroom is meant for ONE person?"

"Oh, I see! You are working on the impressions an evil villain would have. Continue on, finkrat! I will just use other bathrooms on site."

"Right. Now we can get back to business before one of the actually competent ones show up to comment on our situation."

"Glad we both know nobody in here right now is actually competent."

"COMPUTER, now is not the time of sassy backtalk. You will now tell me the secrets of this clarinet at once!!!"

"You know, when I usually look up plot-specific information, I get a nicer tone than this."

"Aren’t you owned by a dog?"

"Isn’t the Grim Reaper owned by two children?"

"If you please Mr. Com-pu-tor… I would like to know the details of this piece of otherworldly technology so we can both get out of here."

"Now that is more like it! Now… let’s see here."

A tentacle extends from the computer and scans the artifact…

"Well… it appears that you have yourself a possessed object there! Yup, some demonic pacts will usually result in a special home being made for the host… usually a treasured possession to show respect for their bond…"

"So this contains that “alien” Giygas doesn’t it! Maybe without your pathetic Squid friend you aren’t as all-powerful as before..."

''A low ominous tone comes from the clarinet. He really isn’t too happy with this predicament.''

"OK NOW LET ME PLAY PONG!"

"ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! I am an invention containing unlimited knowledge of both mankind and cryptid and you want to use me for simple human distractions?"

".....Yes? And what are YOUUUUUU going to do about it?"

As the computer realizes it’s probably not going to be let out of the hands of their two nitwit captors any time soon… it comes up with a plan to get themselves out of this situation...

''As Billy approaches The Computer, it scans the boy with the tentacle still exposed from earlier. It was only a quick scan compared to its full diagnosis beforehand, but it’s more than enough to get what he needs.''

"You know… while the form inside that clarinet could be the so-called Giygas, there are many other demons that could be inside there. Any sort of covenant could be hiding in there, like clowns… or spiders…… or even both at the same time!"

"Oh don’t be ridiculous, we both know the-"

"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS US!!!"

''Billy immediately snatches the clarinet out of Zim’s hand and throws it on the ground. As a growing horn emits from the instrument, Billy’s foot snaps the clarinet in two. Releasing the tremendous energy within, it would be incomprehensible to describe the horror the three suffer as they are launched into the common area.''

A stunned Squidward from upstairs comes running down the stairs, but before anyone could register what is going on… a flushing sound is heard as the horror remaining in the bathroom disappears…

''From looking at Squidward’s face, it is unknown if there is more anger or despair with his feelings in so many things happening at once. He tried to yell at the two morons ruining everything, but the words couldn’t come out. Reigen tries to comfort his co-host, but instead the squid marches out of the door in silence to look for his partner...even leaving behind the remains of his clarinet.''

[TO BE CONTINUED]

Trivia

 * The Plunger of Doom, Zim's Weapon from "Nicktoons: Globs of Doom", is referenced in both the title and within the lore itself.
 * Computer from "Courage The Cowardly Dog" makes their debut as a lore guest.
 * Computer is the only identifiable character introduced within the Halloween Event, the only others being the unidentifiable children from Mr. Unsmiley's Flawless Tricks.
 * Computer's metal tentacles from "Mega Muriel the Magnificent" is referenced when scanning the clarinet.
 * Computer references Squidward's "Bold and Brash" painting when describing Expressionist painting, due to the painting likely taking inspiration from that movement.
 * This lore's events is continued within "As you're lost, the twilight answers with goodbye".